Beyonce to train Jonathan in lip synching

Abuja– Beyonce’s excellent performance at President Obama’s inauguration has not gone unnoticed in Nigeria.

Aides to the President are understood to be in talks with the star’s agents in an effort to bring her to Nigeria to give GEJ private lessons on how to convincingly lip-sync.

Though unconfirmed, sources claim that the plan, conceived by handlers of Mr. President, is to pre-record the Commander in Chief’s speeches so that the President need only move his mouth and pretend to talk when being televised.

A Presidential aide hinted that if talks with the start's agents are successful, the President and even the First Lady would come to be known as the best public speakers to have ever slept on the presidential bed in Aso Rock.

- Ngozi A.