Chirstiane Amanpour identified as head of interest group working against Nigeria

Abuja – CNN’s Chief International Correspondent, Chirstiane Amanpour, has been identified by agents of the SSS as a member of the interest groups working against Nigeria.

President Jonathan recently revealed the existence of anti-Nigeria interest groups while speaking to Amanpour from Davos. Unbeknownst to the President at the time, chief amongst such interest groups is Amanpour herself.

Acting purely on widely available evidence, agents of the SSS have been able to determine that Amanpour is not jut a member, but a leader of the interest groups spreading falsehoods about Nigeria to the international community.

Part of the evidence presented against Amanpour is the use of actors to pose as Nigerians granting interviews to CNN to lie that the electricity situation in Nigeria has not improved. This staged farce, supposedly filmed on the streets of Lagos, was aired on Amanpour’ show last night. During the segment, she even went as far as mocking the country and Mr President. 

Speaking from his office in Aso Rock, Reuben Abati, a presidential spokesperson, challenged newsmen to count the number of time power had failed since they arrived in his office to interview them.

He said of Amanpour, “She is part of the evil interest groups working with local cabals to bring down the administration of President Goodluck.”

He promised journalists present that the President is already in the process of putting together a committee to report on the interest groups and another to report on Amanpour.

- Malam Sule