Lagos to be spared 236 days of rain if one honest politician can be found

10 Apr 2012

Lagos to be spared 236 days of rain if one honest politician can be found

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Lagos - As Lagos braces up for a predicted 236 days of continuous heavy rainfall, famed Nigerian preacher, Prophet T.B. Joshua, has announced a new vision he just received concerning Lagos and the expected deluge.


The prophet, who also predicted the London riots of last summer, D'Banj and Don Jazzy split, Jennifer Lopez finding a younger lover and Beyonce giving birth to a boy, has revealed that God told him he would spare Lagos for the sake of one honest politician.


Following his prediction the price of umbrellas has sky rocketed in the city.


- Ngozi A




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