Nigeria and South Africa to settle issues with a battle of the Presidents
06 Mar 2012
You think na by having many wives?
Abuja– As South Africans continue to show themselves by harassing, embarrassing and deporting Nigerians, there are indications that the Nigerian Presidency has decided that enough is enough.
A source in government hinted that Nigerian leaders are shocked that South Africa, a country who owes her freedom from slavery to Nigeria, has now decided to start doing yanga.
Particularly vexing is the fact that South Africans have committed the one crime against Nigerians that everyone knows you should never commit: Embarrass a Nigerian.
For this and sundry other reasons including the recent unfair deportation of Nigerians from South Africa, the presidency of Jonathan Ebele Goodluck has decided to settle the matter once and for all.
Diplomatic options were initially considered but members of the inner cabal voted against this and strongly backed a military solution.
President Goodluck however vetoed the unleashing of Nigeria’s superior Armed Forces on the mere 50 million South Africans in existence and offered instead to take on their president, Mr Jacob Zuma, in a one-on-one battle of the Presidents.
Mr Zuma is yet to respond to the challenge to settle issues between his country and Nigeriain this honourable manner and is instead believed to be currently embroiled in yet another sex scandal. It is not know whether the new scandal involves any of his 5 wives, his baby mama who is the daughter of his friend, the lady is was charged with raping, or just another poor South African female who may or may not be HIV positive – not that it matters to Mr Jacob Zuma.
- Jowo Mabinu