Two Generals show civvies how to take it! 




US Situation room

Vice President Joe Biden [Under his breath]:             Holy sh – -, this is how it’s done?

President Barrack Obama   [Too scared to contemplate Failure]                                                                  blank blank blank!

Brigadier Webb:                                                         Gotta check details as the SEALS go along. Will surely know when it’s done with.Yeah, neither Barrack nor Joe has Military training.

Behind Webb, Admiral Mullen, Chairman, Joint Chiefs of Staff [under his breath]:    I did not get 5 stars being a wimp. Hurry up, guys.  Fill the choppers up!

Peeping lady at back, Ms. Audrey Tomason, Director forCounterterrorism  [almost audibly]:                            OmiGod, no!     Guys, blocking my view; lemme see!

Hillary Clinton, poster lady of women fighters, could have been    }the one calling the shot – pun intended }                                   Oh my Godthe a gasp; then covered mouth }         God,  let this be over quickly!

All other guys in unison under their collective breaths

Real a- – kicking, guys. Gone like the Twin Towers!

Good for you Hillary for being yourself.  I would have reacted the same – or even worse.

Shows how big a heart you have but it’s still Barrack for 2012!


I consulted neither a psychiatrist nor a psychologist nor even a mind or palm reader.  Did speak to Wolf Blitzer yesterday morning, though.

TOLA ADENLE, May 9, 2011



POSTSCRIPT:  If this is your first visit, welcome and thank you.  Please tarry a little and check out some essays on this new blog – like “America fought a war to be free of the English Crown – Really?”  It’s my take on the recent royal wedding. 




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