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Nigerians realise they were tricked as President Buhari fails to deliver change in 30 days Nigerians realise they were tricked as President Buhari fails to deliver change in 30 days

Lagos - Nigerians are waking up to the bitter reality that their new president, Muhammadu Buhari, and his party, APC, have played a fast one on them.


Another Buhari supporter to take bus from Lagos to Abuja to show support Another Buhari supporter to take bus from Lagos to Abuja to show support

Ibadan - Yet another supporter of Nigerian President elect, General Muhammadu Buhari has started a journey across the nation in show of support for the election victory of the retired General.


ACN offers Free Mental Health Check up For Nigerians planning to vote for PDP ACN offers Free Mental Health Check up For Nigerians planning to vote for PDP

Lagos – As the 2015 election draws near, a recent survey has revealed that there are still some Nigerians planning to vote for PDP on the 14th of February.


God might have forgiven Nigeria God might have forgiven Nigeria

Abuja – There are indications that God might have forgiven Nigeria.


Buhari waiting for clean candidate as running mate Buhari waiting for clean candidate as running mate

Abuja - The All Progressives Congress (APC) Presidential candidate, Muhammadu Buhari, has been unable to choose a running mate because he is waiting for a candidate who has never stolen a kobo of public funds.


Our Prayers saved Nigeria from Ebola says Pentecostal Pastors Our Prayers saved Nigeria from Ebola says Pentecostal Pastors

Abuja - The association of Pentecostal Churches has congratulated the Governor of Lagos Sate, Mr Raji Babalola Fashola, on successfully containing the Ebola outbreak in Nigeria.


Nigerian President treated in Germany for excessive salt ingestion Nigerian President treated in Germany for excessive salt ingestion

Germany – The Nigerian leader, President Goodluck  Ebele Jonathan, has returned to his country after a brief trip to Germany where he was secretly treated for excessive salt ingestion.


Nigerian President's newly wedded adopted daughter opens car rental business Nigerian President's newly wedded adopted daughter opens car rental business

London - The adopted daughter of the Nigerian President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan has become a luxury car rental entrepreneur.


Federal Government Bans Open Letters Federal Government Bans Open Letters

Abuja – The Nigerian senate has secretly passed a bill banning the authoring and publishing of so-called open letters.


President Goodluck Jonathan defects to APC President Goodluck Jonathan defects to APC

Abuja – The leader of Nigeria, President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan, elected under the Peoples’ Democratic Party, PDP, has defected to opposition party, APC.


CAN to publish list of Nigerians who have sold their souls to Satan CAN to publish list of Nigerians who have sold their souls to Satan

Abuja– The Christian Association of Nigeria, CAN, has threatened to expose all the Nigerians who have sold their souls to Satan.


Aviation minister's cars cost so much because they are Flying Cars: Ministry Aviation minister's cars cost so much because they are Flying Cars: Ministry

Lagos – The Nigerian Aviation Minister, Stella Oduh, has explained the supposed purchase of two armoured BMW cars for the sum of $1.


UNILAG student uses magnets to disprove gay marriage: Alumni invite GEJ to rename school UNILAG student uses magnets to disprove gay marriage: Alumni invite GEJ to rename school

Lagos - A university of Lagos student, Mr Chibuihem Amalaha, has used magnets to prove that gay marriage is wrong.


Outrage as organizers of Miss Wolrds insist on contestants contesting in their own hair Outrage as organizers of Miss Wolrds insist on contestants contesting in their own hair

Abuja – The organizers of an international beauty pageant, Miss Worlds, have caused outrage by insisting that contestants in the pageant compete in their own hair.


SEX SCANDAL: Spirits slept with girl says Pastor SEX SCANDAL: Spirits slept with girl says Pastor

Abuja – The Pastor in the middle of a sex scandal has finally spoken out.


Lagos State to deport Beverly Osu after Big Brother Africa Lagos State to deport Beverly Osu after Big Brother Africa

Lagos – Lagos State’s deportation spree has taken a new dimension as state officials announce the decision to deport Big Brother Africa housemate, Beverly Osu, once the reality show ends or when she is voted out - which ever comes first.


Nigeria officially ranked least funny country in the world Nigeria officially ranked least funny country in the world

Lagos – Nigeria has become the least funny country in the world, according to the international body that ranks countries on how funny they are.


Forbes most powerful women 2013 list is wrong says office of the Nigerian First Lady Forbes most powerful women 2013 list is wrong says office of the Nigerian First Lady

Abuja – The office of the First Lady of Nigeria Dame (Dr) Patience Goodluck Jonathan, has faulted the 2013 Forbes list of the world’s most powerful women.


Taking pictures of your food makes your food taste better Taking pictures of your food makes your food taste better

London - A new study suggests that people who take pictures of their food and post such to social media are not crazy after all.


Nigerian has highest number of CEOs in the world Nigerian has highest number of CEOs in the world

Abuja – The ministry of information has just released positive news on Nigeria's economy.


Police investigates Nigerian singer suspected of burying his friends alive Police investigates Nigerian singer suspected of burying his friends alive

Lagos – The Lagos State Police Command, Panti, has received several tip-offs over a Nigerian singer suspected of engaging in ritual-like activities.


You cannot wear Google Glass during exams: School tells butter kid You cannot wear Google Glass during exams: School tells butter kid

Lagos – The parents of a butter kid have dragged their child’s school to court in what is said to be an important test case.


Abati: President has nothing against Amaechi and will support him for 2019 election Abati: President has nothing against Amaechi and will support him for 2019 election

Abuja – Contrary to the picture being painted by the media and by Nigerians on twitter, President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan bears no grudge against Rivers State Governor, Rotimi Amaechi.


Nigeria to outsource GEJ as condemner of terrorist acts Nigeria to outsource GEJ as condemner of terrorist acts

Abuja – In what is being praised as the first international presidential collaboration of its kind, the Nigerian economy is set to attract foreign exchange inflows through the outsourcing of President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan.


Lagos State to tax Aso Ebi Lagos State to tax Aso Ebi

Lagos – The Government of Lagos State has passed a new law allowing the state’s revenue agency to impose a tax on Aso Ebi.


State of Emergency: America sends Chuck Norris State of Emergency: America sends Chuck Norris
Abuja – On the fourteenth of May 2013, the Nigerian President, Goodluck Ebele Jonathan, finally declared State of Emergency in three terrorist infected states of his Nation: Borno, Yobe, and Adamawa.
I too was deported for being too handsome says Jim Iyke I too was deported for being too handsome says Jim Iyke

Lagos – Following the much celebrated deportation of Omar Borkan Al Gala, an actor and photographer, from Dubai, Nigeria’s bad-boy actor and latest reality TV star, Jim Iyke, has revealed how he too was deported for being too handsome.


Man named Akpos applies to change name to anything else Man named Akpos applies to change name to anything else
Lagos - A Nigerian man whose name is Akpos, has applied to have his name changed to anything else.
SIRI feels neglected: Google SIRI feels neglected: Google
Technology giant, Google, has revealed that Siri, their voice command lady, is feeling neglected.
Government commissions GEJ wax statue to send to Madame Tussauds Government commissions GEJ wax statue to send to Madame Tussauds

Abuja – The Federal Government of Nigeria has commissioned a wax statue of President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan to be sent to UK tourist attraction, Madame Tussauds.


2face and Annie wedding gift fallout: Nigerian Celebrities rush to get married 2face and Annie wedding gift fallout: Nigerian Celebrities rush to get married

Lagos: Nigeria’s most prominent celebrity couple, superstar 2face Idibia and the awesome Annie Macaulay, recently tied the knots in faraway Dubai.


State pardon: President Jonathan like Jesus says Abati State pardon: President Jonathan like Jesus says Abati

Abuja – Presidential spokesman, Reuben Abati, has compared President Goodluck of Nigeria to Jesus Christ.


We do not sell N1m burger says Mr Biggs We do not sell N1m burger says Mr Biggs

Abuja – Nigerian fast food chain, Mr Biggs, has denied having a N1million burger as part of their menu.


Government doing everything to ensure a Nigerian Pope emerges says Okupe Government doing everything to ensure a Nigerian Pope emerges says Okupe

Abuja - As black smoke rises over the Vatican, signaling that Cardinals are yet to agree on the oldest, frailest candidate, Nigerian presidential spokesman, Danny Okupe, has announced that President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan is doing everything within his power to see a Nigerian Pope emerge.


New reality show: At home with the Goodlucks New reality show: At home with the Goodlucks

Abuja– Leaked papers from Aso Rock shows that the First Lady, Dame Patience Goodluck, is in talks with producers over a Presidential reality show, At home with the Goodlucks.


ABSU withdraws Kalu's certificate: Government bans other schools from doing the same ABSU withdraws Kalu's certificate: Government bans other schools from doing the same

Abuja – Days after Abia State University withdrew the certificate formally awarded to former Governor Orji Uzor Kalu, the Nigerian Federal government has sent a circular to all Universities in the country warning them to abstain from doing the same.


Bill Clinton advised GEJ not to rename UNILAG Bill Clinton advised GEJ not to rename UNILAG

Lagos – A few hours after President Jonathan rescinded his unilateral decision to rename University of Lagos, and a day after he met former American President Bill Clinton in Lagos, there are speculations as to what inspired his change of mind.


Abati: President Jonathan 'joked' with Governors that he would only do one term Abati: President Jonathan 'joked' with Governors that he would only do one term

Abuja – Contrary to claims made by Niger State Governor Babangida Aliyu, President Jonathan never promised to only serve one term in office.


Federal Government committee to investigate $500000 paid to Kim Kardashian Federal Government committee to investigate $500000 paid to Kim Kardashian

Abuja – There are indications that the Presidency has setup a committee to investigate reports that American reality TV star, Kim Kardashian, was paid $500,000 for a 45 second appearance on stage in Nigeria.


Nigerian Government to spend $2 Billion testing meat products for Horse DNA Nigerian Government to spend $2 Billion testing meat products for Horse DNA

Abuja– The Nigerian Federal government has swiftly reacted to the horsemeat scandal sweeping across Europe.


 
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