Lagos – The outgoing Nigerian ruling party, APC, has strongly denied employing fake bishops to attend the unveiling of the party’s Muslim Vice-Presidential candidate.

Lagos - Nigerians are waking up to the bitter reality that their new president, Muhammadu Buhari, and his party, APC, have played a fast one on them.

Ibadan - Yet another supporter of Nigerian President elect, General Muhammadu Buhari has started a journey across the nation in show of support for the election victory of the retired General.

Lagos – As the 2015 election draws near, a recent survey has revealed that there are still some Nigerians planning to vote for PDP on the 14th of February.

Abuja – There are indications that God might have forgiven Nigeria.

Abuja - The All Progressives Congress (APC) Presidential candidate, Muhammadu Buhari, has been unable to choose a running mate because he is waiting for a candidate who has never stolen a kobo of public funds.

Abuja - The association of Pentecostal Churches has congratulated the Governor of Lagos Sate, Mr Raji Babalola Fashola, on successfully containing the Ebola outbreak in Nigeria.

Germany – The Nigerian leader, President Goodluck  Ebele Jonathan, has returned to his country after a brief trip to Germany where he was secretly treated for excessive salt ingestion.

London - The adopted daughter of the Nigerian President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan has become a luxury car rental entrepreneur.

Abuja – The Nigerian senate has secretly passed a bill banning the authoring and publishing of so-called open letters.

Abuja – The leader of Nigeria, President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan, elected under the Peoples’ Democratic Party, PDP, has defected to opposition party, APC.

Abuja– The Christian Association of Nigeria, CAN, has threatened to expose all the Nigerians who have sold their souls to Satan.

Lagos – The Nigerian Aviation Minister, Stella Oduh, has explained the supposed purchase of two armoured BMW cars for the sum of $1.

Lagos - A university of Lagos student, Mr Chibuihem Amalaha, has used magnets to prove that gay marriage is wrong.

Abuja – The organizers of an international beauty pageant, Miss Worlds, have caused outrage by insisting that contestants in the pageant compete in their own hair.

Abuja – The Pastor in the middle of a sex scandal has finally spoken out.

Lagos – Lagos State’s deportation spree has taken a new dimension as state officials announce the decision to deport Big Brother Africa housemate, Beverly Osu, once the reality show ends or when she is voted out - which ever comes first.

Lagos – Nigeria has become the least funny country in the world, according to the international body that ranks countries on how funny they are.

Abuja – The office of the First Lady of Nigeria Dame (Dr) Patience Goodluck Jonathan, has faulted the 2013 Forbes list of the world’s most powerful women.

London - A new study suggests that people who take pictures of their food and post such to social media are not crazy after all.

Abuja – The ministry of information has just released positive news on Nigeria's economy.

Lagos – The Lagos State Police Command, Panti, has received several tip-offs over a Nigerian singer suspected of engaging in ritual-like activities.

Lagos – The parents of a butter kid have dragged their child’s school to court in what is said to be an important test case.

Abuja – Contrary to the picture being painted by the media and by Nigerians on twitter, President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan bears no grudge against Rivers State Governor, Rotimi Amaechi.

Abuja – In what is being praised as the first international presidential collaboration of its kind, the Nigerian economy is set to attract foreign exchange inflows through the outsourcing of President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan.

Lagos – The Government of Lagos State has passed a new law allowing the state’s revenue agency to impose a tax on Aso Ebi.

Lagos – Following the much celebrated deportation of Omar Borkan Al Gala, an actor and photographer, from Dubai, Nigeria’s bad-boy actor and latest reality TV star, Jim Iyke, has revealed how he too was deported for being too handsome.

Abuja – The Federal Government of Nigeria has commissioned a wax statue of President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan to be sent to UK tourist attraction, Madame Tussauds.

Lagos: Nigeria’s most prominent celebrity couple, superstar 2face Idibia and the awesome Annie Macaulay, recently tied the knots in faraway Dubai.

Abuja – Presidential spokesman, Reuben Abati, has compared President Goodluck of Nigeria to Jesus Christ.

Abuja – Nigerian fast food chain, Mr Biggs, has denied having a N1million burger as part of their menu.

Abuja - As black smoke rises over the Vatican, signaling that Cardinals are yet to agree on the oldest, frailest candidate, Nigerian presidential spokesman, Danny Okupe, has announced that President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan is doing everything within his power to see a Nigerian Pope emerge.

Abuja– Leaked papers from Aso Rock shows that the First Lady, Dame Patience Goodluck, is in talks with producers over a Presidential reality show, At home with the Goodlucks.

Abuja – Days after Abia State University withdrew the certificate formally awarded to former Governor Orji Uzor Kalu, the Nigerian Federal government has sent a circular to all Universities in the country warning them to abstain from doing the same.

Lagos – A few hours after President Jonathan rescinded his unilateral decision to rename University of Lagos, and a day after he met former American President Bill Clinton in Lagos, there are speculations as to what inspired his change of mind.

Abuja – Contrary to claims made by Niger State Governor Babangida Aliyu, President Jonathan never promised to only serve one term in office.

Abuja – There are indications that the Presidency has setup a committee to investigate reports that American reality TV star, Kim Kardashian, was paid $500,000 for a 45 second appearance on stage in Nigeria.