ARIES
Welcome to your year of uncommon favour, dear Aries. For a token contribution, I can help you realise all your potentials in this New year. Call my dedicated help line tonight. www.wazobiareport.com
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TAURUS
Taurus, Taurus. Smile! Your time has come. Just call me today for special guidance and deliverance. |
GEMINI
My dear Gemini, I wish I was born on the same day as you. Your good luck this year, is shinning brighter than your president's own. Call my special help line to learn how to claim your luck. |
CANCER
If you are a man, and if you are single, you will find the woman for you this year, or the man, if that is your leaning. But remember, it is illegal in Nigeria o! |
LEO
What can I say? You are born under the luckiest of luck stars. You just need to call me straight away so we can work out a spiritual strategy for you. |
VIRGO
This year, as a whole, whoever says it is not your turn, will not have their own turn. It is your turn, start dancing. Oya, call my special help line now, so we can help you with spiritual guidance and protection. |
LIBRA
O dear Libra, how fortunate you are. You witnessed something terrible last year, on the tele, or computer, or radio. Well, those terrible things will not be your portion this year. Call my help line number today. |
SCORPIO
In fact, stop raying; God has answered all your prayers. Call me now so I can tell you God's answer to your requests. |
SAGITTARIUS
Sagittarius Baba! Na you biko. In fact, I just want to beg you to loan me some of your brilliant good luck that God has in store for you. But, may your enemies not still your glory o. Call me now, for assurance-of-blessings prayer. |
CAPRICORN
You have all you ever wanted, and you will have more than you ever dreamt of, this year and in the years to come. You are blessed and highly favoured. Your time has come. Sit back, relax, and let God pour his blessing miracles on you. |
AQUARIUS
I see great things for you in the year to come. You are going to go places, and meet people, and speak speeches, and pen offices. You are indeed in for a rollicking, funtastic, prosperous new year. Call me as a mater of urgency. |
PISCES
You have come a long way from where you came, and you will go a long way yet. You have survived the famished road, and for you, things will not fall apart. Call me now, so that yours may be a beautiful new song in this new year. |
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