About Wazobia Report  

Once upon a time, in a land beyond beyond, a group of smart Nigerians came together and started their own newspaper.

They were tired of reading silly stories in the national dailies; they knew there had to be a better way.

Their Eureka moment came one day, when gathered under an Apple tree, they saw a burning bush and heard a thundering voice from above.

The voice said to them, “What are you kids doing under my Apple tree?”

The voice belonged to the farmer who owned the Apple tree.

And so it was that a few friends got the inspiration to tell the news like it’s never been told before.

And it had absolutely nothing to do with the farmer whose bush they burnt for laughs.

Wazobiareport is a satirical website.

Our stories, views, opinions, reports, articles, etc etc, are merely spoofs.

Anything we publish is for entertainment purpose and not meant to be taken as factual.

Emotan 77
Former publisher of the women's bi-monthly, Emotan (1977-1984) and op-ed ... now publishes her writing here

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