We Ordained Them Before Giving Them Robes to Wear: APC Counters Fake Bishops Accusation

Lagos - Nigerians are waking up to the bitter reality that their new president, Muhammadu Buhari, and his party, APC, have played a fast one on them.

Ibadan - Yet another supporter of Nigerian President elect, General Muhammadu Buhari has started a journey across the nation in show of support for the election victory of the retired General.

Lagos – As the 2015 election draws near, a recent survey has revealed that there are still some Nigerians planning to vote for PDP on the 14th of February.

Abuja – There are indications that God might have forgiven Nigeria.

Abuja - The All Progressives Congress (APC) Presidential candidate, Muhammadu Buhari, has been unable to choose a running mate because he is waiting for a candidate who has never stolen a kobo of public funds.

Abuja - The association of Pentecostal Churches has congratulated the Governor of Lagos Sate, Mr Raji Babalola Fashola, on successfully containing the Ebola outbreak in Nigeria.

Germany – The Nigerian leader, President Goodluck  Ebele Jonathan, has returned to his country after a brief trip to Germany where he was secretly treated for excessive salt ingestion.

London - The adopted daughter of the Nigerian President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan has become a luxury car rental entrepreneur.

Abuja – The Nigerian senate has secretly passed a bill banning the authoring and publishing of so-called open letters.

Abuja – The leader of Nigeria, President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan, elected under the Peoples’ Democratic Party, PDP, has defected to opposition party, APC.

Abuja– The Christian Association of Nigeria, CAN, has threatened to expose all the Nigerians who have sold their souls to Satan.

Lagos – The Nigerian Aviation Minister, Stella Oduh, has explained the supposed purchase of two armoured BMW cars for the sum of $1.

Lagos - A university of Lagos student, Mr Chibuihem Amalaha, has used magnets to prove that gay marriage is wrong.

Abuja – The organizers of an international beauty pageant, Miss Worlds, have caused outrage by insisting that contestants in the pageant compete in their own hair.

Abuja – The Pastor in the middle of a sex scandal has finally spoken out.