2Face kicked out of Illuminati!

08 Nov 2011

2Face kicked out of Illuminati!

Membership revoked !


 


Lagos - Nigerian sex symbol and mega superstar, Mr 2Face Innocent Idibia, has had his membership of The Illuminati cult revoked.

This shocking news which has been remotely and telepathically verified by an expert on all things to do with The Illuminati, Dr Zen Solonso, has generated mixed reactions in Nigeria.

While some Fans of the star see the cult's action as nothing but racism, other admirers are just thanking God for finally delivering Mr 2Face from the attempt by the cult to make him start turning white like they did with Michael Jackson (who they claim, was also a member).

Attempts to speak to the star proved abortive as he was on tour in the UK at the time of this report but authoritative sources have revealed the reason for his disgraceful expulsion from the cult.


Apparently, The Illuminati’s decision has more to do with other Nigerians than with Mr Idibia.

The Grand Fibber of the cult, Count Bollocksky, learnt that a purely satirical story claiming 2Face had joined the Illuminati was mistaken by many Nigerians for a true and factual exposé.

This led the Grand Fibber to consult with members of the cult's Order of Pecks and it was decided that they didn't want any Nigerian members anymore.

They moved to revoke Mr Idibi's membership, but only then did they discover that he wasn't even a member in the first place.

Sadly, (or some may say, thankfully), due to the gullibility of many Nigerians and the apparent dearth of enlightenment that made supposedly educated adults and even government officials unable to recognise satire, no Nigerian can now ever dream of joining The Illuminati cult ever again.

- Jowo Mabinu




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Jesus On 6/4/2014 11:27:43 PM
Come to all of u
50 Cent On 6/4/2014 11:26:10 PM
I am called 50 Cent. Go away evil doers.May God have mercy on you.What shall it all profit.Jesus is calling for all of you.Go to him and he will make u rich.
JESUS On 5/3/2014 10:36:22 AM
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INALEGWU On 9/4/2013 8:50:39 PM
Cee d wey we d adverster satan workshop y we no adverster GOD KINGDOM like dat.
Shedy On 6/30/2013 11:03:49 PM
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MOSES On 5/23/2013 3:01:20 PM
The world has come to an end . PEOPLE ARE OVERWHELMED BY WORLDLY PLEASURES , LETS JUST PRAY FOR THEM TO REPENT AND RESUME TO THEIR NORMAL LIVES.
Myke On 4/24/2013 2:43:43 PM
Matt 28:18-20 18 And Jesus came and spake unto them, saying, All power is given unto me in heaven and in earth. 19 Go ye therefore, and teach all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost: 20 Teaching them to observe all things whatsoever I have commanded you: and, lo, I am with you always, even unto the end of the world. Amen. KJV with this verse, you understand that God is in control until the end of the world. wealth, fame, power, wisdom, and all the good things of life. comes only from God the Almighty and add no sorrows. seek ye first the Kingdom of God and it Righteousness, and all other thinks shall be added unto you. don,t be deceived to eternal damnation a place for the devil and his angels. (hell)
BRIGHT OSARETIN EVER On 4/12/2013 10:06:50 PM
2 BABA,TUALE TANK U I LOVE GRACIOUS.U NO & I NO DAT DAT IS NT UR PUCTION IN JESUS.BECOS VERY D SATAN WE START FAITI DEMSELVES.GOD IS AT WORK.I LOVE UR MUXIC. OBA HATO KPEHE ISE D ONLY BENIN BOY WEY NON DE FEAR DEVIL.
KELVIN On 4/8/2013 7:34:07 PM
BELIVE IN UR SELF AND PRAY HARD.ONE DAY U WIL C UR SELF ON TOP .JESUS IS THE ONLY WAY
KELVIN On 4/8/2013 7:31:19 PM
BELIVE IN UR SELF AND PRAY HARD.ONE DAY U WIL C UR SELF ON TOP .JESUS IS THE ONLY WAY
Akumega 1 On 3/22/2013 10:04:45 AM
He dat dwellet in the secrete place of d most high shall abide under d shadow of god almight. Pls friends beleive in god and noy in material things. Jesus still love u 2baba
caxton evelyn On 3/10/2013 6:38:01 PM
2baba u too much, d Lord is ur strength. carry go jere.
oselene On 2/26/2013 8:34:39 PM
thank God 4 2face oo, may God continue to give him wisdom.
Kbtuface On 2/6/2013 1:36:01 PM
2 Face may god keep and sustain u.as we too
novaboy On 1/28/2013 10:31:13 AM
innocenty baba,i really tank God 4 u....love u
man of fire On 1/18/2013 11:14:09 AM
any soul that sinneth shall die
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GRABSTAR THE NEX WIZKID On 1/12/2013 11:20:00 PM
2baba i love so muh pls dont join illminati god will halp u
ezekiel On 1/12/2013 4:30:58 PM
God knows those that belong to him and no matter how way ward we may go at times,He alone knows how to deliever and save us
Repent On 12/29/2012 1:07:39 AM
Repent and give your life to Christ Jesus
ADA BLESSING On 12/6/2012 4:32:24 PM
PLEASE, MY DEAR PRAY VERY HARD BECAUSE MAYBE THEY ARE STILL AFTER YOU. SO DONT STAY AWAY FROM YOUR GOD, BIBLE AND PRAYER MAY GOD ALMIGHTY SEE YOU THROUGH IN JESUS NAME REMAIN BLESSED
Eve On 12/5/2012 8:31:15 AM
This is just a way to take ppls eyes and mout off him Left to me baba is still a full hard member Think about it , is it that easy to revolk someone from cult ^_^
Osolife On 11/28/2012 9:02:19 PM
2baba, God don save ur ass o
faruq On 11/10/2012 4:42:00 PM
i hope god is with u caus it is not easy to be a super star so baba don't mind them and i hope ther is god o
Okechukwu Obini Stanley On 11/9/2012 1:24:22 PM
Father tankin u 4 sevin 2 face's lyf.we pray dat no temtation wil kum hs way nd us AMEN!
Samfortune On 10/15/2012 1:02:54 PM
Bros u have all it takes to be reach & to be well recognized world wide, so i don't see any reason why u will join that devilish gangs, I thank God 4 His intervention,don't be deceived by de evil once you are already a billionaire.
Wizkid On 10/4/2012 8:48:11 AM
I luv 2baba so much... Tanx god 4 u.. I dey london now.. By next week i go arrvi 4 9ja.. Luv u all..meet me in lagos airport on monday..by..
prince lwa On 10/1/2012 6:26:16 AM
Am very happy 4 u 2face
Igwe Simon On 9/27/2012 7:38:04 PM
But dey ar rumours dat 2face is a member but we thank God 4 dat.
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