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I am pregnant for my boyfriend's best friend

Aunty Ngozi

Ok so ill keep it as short as possible.. so i have been having an affair with my boyfriends friend since 3 months and i guess karma has caught up on us because im pregnant and im soooo sceard because he also has a girlfriend.. how do i even tell him im pregnant? would he even believe me?.....
Ive been also having problems with my boyfriend
and his friend knows about everything and every time we fight( which has been going on since 3 months) i would always run to him for comfort and well..... some action if u know what i mean....
i know from the bottom of my heart that hes the father because i
really gave my bf red card every time he was horny.. and i generally slept with him with condoms...
but i always slept with his friend without and i even mentioned it to him a couple of times...
hellllp i really need him to pay so we can terminate it asap....
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My reply

Dear Sent from my iPad

Are you a novice?

Congratulations! Your BOYFRIEND has finally gotten you pregnant! And to think that you warned him that night when he was drunk, that he should use a condom but he didn't answer. Now, you are pregnant and the vision your pastor had concerning you and him has come true, namely that he will make you pregnant when least expected!

I am so happy for you. My advice is to break the good news that your BOYFRIEND has impregnated you, first to his best friend who would then tell you the best time and way to break it to his friend, your boyfriend.

Problem solved. Good luck with all that.

Aunts Ngozi

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