Aunty Ngozi solves your problems

My Name is Ngozi, and my job is to reply to your agony letters. You have to be really crazy to take my advice, but hey, who am I to judge?
If you want my help, send me an email today:
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Aunty Ngozi

Aunty Ngozi My palms are itching
 

Sweet Ngo,


I may not be tall dark and handsome, but I am neither short nor ugly. I may not yet drive a range sport, but my turn is coming soon and then you would be mine. My palms have been itching overnight and that means money and other good fortunes are coming my way. I know you are not the type of lady to be mesmerised by display of wealth but I want to spoil you rotten and give you all the good things in life. I am inLagos. Let us hook up. Rhapsody, this Friday. I will be wearing a black bowler hat.


- D


 


My reply

Dear D


Localized pruritus (itching palms) is usually caused by contact dermatitis or hand eczema. A fungal or bacterial infection can also be responsible. Sometimes, it’s an allergic reaction to something the skin has come in contact with or something you have consumed orally. 


Other causes include:


Xerotic eczema


Senile pruritis


Atopic dermatitis


Infestations


Infection


Obstructive biliary disease


Chronic renal failure


Malignancy


Medications


Neurodermatitis


Diabetes


Peripheral nerve damage


Cholestasis disease of pregnancy


Palm rash


Hand rash


Psoriasis


Dry skin


Scabies.


If the itching persists or worsens, contact your doctor. 


Goodluck with all that.


Aunty Ngozi

 




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