Abuja wives rejoice over 10pm curfew; Prostitutes protest

01 Jul 2011

Abuja wives rejoice over 10pm curfew; Prostitutes protest

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Abuja - Following announcement of 6pm and 10 pm curfews respectively for children and adult joints in Abuja, wives in the federal capital territory have today praised the federal government and resolved to send a thank-you gift-hamper to the person in government responsible for the new law.


An Abuja housewife who says she hasn’t seen her husband in daytime in over six years, said of the curfew:


“I did not vote for Jonathan, but I now know I should have. He is really pro-marriage. With this new curfew, he has demonstrated that he has the interest of Nigerian women at heart. I am so happy; I will finally get to spend more time with my husband.”


The curfew is the latest strategy from the arsenal of law enforcement agencies in their fight against the menace that is Boko Haram.


Earlier, Mr President also called upon Facebook Nigerians to be vigilant and watch out for suspicious behaviour. He made this call through his Facebook fan-page:



“There are an estimated 150 million pairs of eyes inNigeriaand believe me, that is the greatest deterrent possible against terrorism. Today, I call on all Nigerians to be watchful. Be conscious of your surroundings and report suspicious activities and persons to the authorities. GEJ”



Not all residents of Abuja are however happy with the curfew.


Speaking under condition of anonymity, Domitala (not real name), an Abuja resident of unspecified vocation, said:


“This government just dey fall person hand anyhow. No be say Boko Haram don win be dat? Imagine all the money wey workers go loose because of this curfew. Na night Suya man dey sell; na night, club dey sell; even sef we, na night we dey get customer. How they want make we pay our rent now?"


As the last bomb attack on the federal city occurred at 10am, observers are now predicating that the curfew will soon be extended to commence from 3pm when government workers close from work.


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Mallam Ahmed On 7/8/2011 11:47:38 AM
The wives should thank Boko Haram for making it possible and not the government. Night club owners should change the name to 'Day clubs' and Suya sellers need to change their habits by working in the daytime and returning to their Hajias in the evening. I actually think taking suya selling as a vocation is a ruse to run away from dirty wives since you will not be forced to sleep near or witrh them in the evening and by the time you return from work, hajia is ready to start making kunu or tuwo or masa for sale to your neighbours.
By the time Hajia is getting horny, you are ready to go and start your day at the suya spot where, for a stick or two of suya, you can have nice, clean girls from nearby tertiary institutions or in some cases, adventurous secondary school girls in your area. If Hajia get pregnant without sex, no problem as long as the baby does not resemble your Yoruba neighbour too much to make you lose face

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