Al Mustapha knows who killed JFK

Abuja - Mr Hamza Al-Mustapha who is on trial for the assassination of late Kudirat Abiola has revealed that he has information on who killed 35^th American president, John F. Kennedy.

This revelation comes 13 years after Al-Mustapha’s trail began, and a day after he revealed in court that he is in possession of video tape evidence that will absorb him of all complicity in the assassinations he carried out.

Al-Mustapha also claims to have a list of Yoruba leaders who received millions of dollars in bribe after the assassination of June 12, 1993 presidential election winner, MKO Abiola – to keep quiet about the cowardly murder.

The accused further assured the court that if he isn’t immediately set free, he will proceed to release these and other damning evidence in his possession, such as:

(1) How the last MBGN was rigged

(2) How one Mr Reuben Abati was cloned and how it is his clone, not him, who now acts as 
    press secretary to the president

(3) Video evidence of Boko Haram members secretly watching western movies

(4) Taped evidence that Hon. Dimeji Bankole did not steal $1,000,000,000
   (If he releases this one, it will totally destroy the nation!)

(5) Video evidence that a former VP likes girls; Not boys, not women, but girls; lots of girls!

(6) A list of all Nigerian first ladies who have had tummy tuck operations

(7) A list of Nigerian Lawmakers who use Cassapreco

And most damming of all:

(8) Documented top secret information on the real reason the chicken crossed the road.

The former major’s lawyers have denied that this is yet another attempt by their client to frustrate the commencement and progress of his trial.

- Malam Sule