Baba Suwe mistakenly swallowed prop cocaine, says lawyer

14 Oct 2011

Baba Suwe mistakenly swallowed prop cocaine, says lawyer

“Far be it for him to be a cocaine pusher at his age and with his status as a Nollywood star” - lawyer.  


 


Lagos - Baba Suwe, the popular Nollywood actor arrested on suspicion of smuggling narcotics, innocently swallowed prop cocaine on the set of a new movie, says his lawyer.


“Far be it for him to be a cocaine pusher at his age and with his status as a Nollywood star,” the said lawyer.

According to him, his client, being a method actor, asked the director of the film he's starring in, to put ordinary face powder into condoms for him to swallow as part of the movie plot.

But by some inexplicable mix-up that can only be the work of the actor's enemies, claims the lawyer, real cocaine ended up in the condoms instead of harmless powder.

The actor, said the lawyer, would never have knowingly swallowed real cocaine concealed in condoms and then proceed to attempt boarding an international flight.


As of the time of filing this report, officers of the Nigerian Drug Law Enforcement Agency, NDLEA, were still force feeding the actor 'agbo jedi-jedi,'  a traditional local laxative, in an effort to encourage bowel movement.


- Bose the Nollywood Insider




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abuma baloo On 04/11/2011 17:05:33
NA naija we dey.dis show's that power pas power. Eniti olorun komu nobody can catch him. The place of truth is no where to be found
Igwe 1 On 04/11/2011 12:13:18
Na wa for Naija Lawyers!!!!!!!!!!! Should he even take face powder in this our generation where film trick has advanced. "Mistake" indeed. Maybe NDLEA should mistake prosecute him.
Igwe 1 On 04/11/2011 12:13:16
Na wa for Naija Lawyers!!!!!!!!!!! Should he even take face powder in this our generation where film trick has advanced. "Mistake" indeed. Maybe NDLEA should mistake prosecute him.
Igwe (1) One On 04/11/2011 09:50:36
Naija Lawyers!!!!!!!!! "Mistake" Where is the film trick. Even if it is face powder the film trick will prevent him from taking it.
Kunle Onabajo On 01/11/2011 14:32:01
NDLEA should note that the more they look, the less they will see, set Baba Suwe free and start to bagain for the heavy legal suit, he may likely slam on you. I laugh .....connie man die, connie man bury am.
Ife On 25/10/2011 13:38:00
Is it the same Aturu, that reknowned lawyer? Well money sha! It can turn the most pius saint to the worst of sinners.
Raufu Rukayat Folashade On 24/10/2011 15:11:57
They should operate him instead of wasting time
Evans On 18/10/2011 22:01:45
The Lawyer should first be Jailed even before d confirmation of d drug.
Jay_Liverpool. On 17/10/2011 20:48:32
Lets see how far the Rabbit can go!!
hollerllek On 17/10/2011 14:27:09
any way,,,if they prove and pull let him free jareee,ojokan ni ti ole ojo kan ni tolohuuuuuuuuuu.
Olu On 15/10/2011 01:13:34
I love something......and that is wht my uncle use to say.....hon bamidele sulaimon faruq.......he will say.....I dont say u should not steal or do any bad thing.....but dont let me get to know u did it......he did it and defensed himself.......that is wht we will called yoruba......mr adajo....I hope notting else u can say o...u have to let go of this one
Hamza On 15/10/2011 01:00:30
I like comedy alot,pls LET nobody stand on the way to gettig this out.
Giovanni On 14/10/2011 20:46:52
I just read the caution and discovered this is an entertainment site. Thumbs up to the editors.
Giovanni On 14/10/2011 20:01:48
Erm, erm!!! Excuse people, is this a comic site because I find this story very very funny. I just couldn't stop laughing even though I had stomach problem. This is a real comic.
IGBE-DOWO On 14/10/2011 18:01:22
that lawyer should be nominated for worlds best liar.
Anifowose abidemi yetunde On 14/10/2011 17:59:42
BABA SUWE BELLE DON CONVERT FACE POWDER TO COCAINE!!!NAIJA LAWYERS,MISTAKENLY INDEED
Daddee On 14/10/2011 17:18:42
I just dey laugh like....'You know who'! Rofl Power koo, Gun Powder niii! Abeg, me sef wan swallow dat kind of powder way fit turn to money!
Most Xpensive shit On 14/10/2011 17:05:56
I guess som1 shd call on Guinness book of records 2 come witness as d guy go pour out d most xpensive shit......phhhunnnnnnn, its smelling money...d man used 2 act comedy, now his life is very comic.
Tony A On 14/10/2011 16:26:06
Lawyer is synonymous to Liar.Lying to them is both an art and a trade.See how they defend known looters and successfully most of the time,then you will get my point.
Success On 14/10/2011 16:19:44
The guy is a Lawyer now, he needs to be able to put up a defence for his client, afterall, he's gonna be paid for his service. lol
Asaolu Azeez On 14/10/2011 16:10:00
Na abrakadabra! He has turned a magician cum comedian
nor dey yarn dust! On 14/10/2011 15:54:40
I guess dis lawyer's claim was also coined from d movie script....BABA SUWE BELLE DON DEY CONVERT FACE POWDER TO COCAINE........even a dunce will not fall for dis!!!!
Wole On 14/10/2011 14:34:02
lol!!!
Number 1 fan On 14/10/2011 12:12:02
Wazobia report, u people are madt! how do you come up with these ridiculously hilarious stories? I'm loving you so much. I'm your number one fan!
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