Evil spirits stole N2 Billion from Nigerian Mint

Abuja – Barely weeks after a Nigerian minister blamed the countries epileptic power supply on evil spirits, those same nefarious spirits have struck again, this time carting away N2.1 Billion of newly minted N1,000 notes from the Nigerian Security and Minting Company, NSPMC.

This is what an investigation into the disappearance of the money has revealed. However, while it is understandable that evil spirits should want the country to remain in darkness (everyone knows that darkness is the home of evil spirits), investigators are still confused as to the motive of the spirits for stealing the money.

A member of the team responsible for finding the whereabouts of the money spoke to one of our reporters:

“After watching CCTV footage, we became baffled because everywhere else in the compound is covered (by CCTV) but not the printing room where the money disappeared. This led us to believe that the evil spirits have been planning this for a long time. You see, they entered the minds of the managers before now, so that CCTV would not be installed in the areas where security is most needed. They didn’t want ordinary human beings to see how they operate.”

As supernatural powers are involved, the Nigerian Police has not been called in to take part in the investigations, rather, the services of renowned seers, prophets, spiritualists and metaphysicists has been sort to unravel why evil spirits inNigeriahave now moved from withholding electricity to stealing money.

One member of the supernatural taskforce has so far seen a vision relating to the missing money and has predicted that up to ten percent of it would be recovered from a Pentecostal pastor’s account, or the account of his Church.

- Mallam Sule