I too was deported for being too handsome says Jim Iyke

Lagos – Following the much celebrated deportation of Omar Borkan Al Gala, an actor and photographer, from Dubai, Nigeria’s bad-boy actor and latest reality TV star, Jim Iyke, has revealed how he too was deported for being too handsome.

In the case of Omar Borkan Al Gala, authorities in Dubai feared that his presence at the annual Janadriyah Festiva would tempt female delegates into thinking he was handsome; which could result in said women becoming pregnant via Immaculate Conception, which would validate the Biblical story of the virgin birth of Jesus Christ and thus cast doubts on every other religion. This, clearly, represented a monumental risk. 

As for Mr Jim Iyke, his revelation, coming only after the afore mentioned story, comes complete with a list of A-List Hollywood female celebrities who, fearing becoming baby mama for a Nigerian actor, petitioned the immigration service to remove the irresistible temptation that is Mr Jim Iyke, far from the shores of the USA.

Mr Iyke, however, and unlike Omar Borkan Al Gala, did not wish to gain ‘cheap publicity’ from this otherwise flattering situation. This, according to him, informed his decision to keep secret what ‘others’ have now leaked to serial obfuscator, wazobiareport.com.

- Yele Nleade