Lagos Business School to offer programme in Pentecostal Evangelism

20 May 2011

Lagos Business School to offer programme in Pentecostal Evangelism

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“LBS is a community of people committed to creating and transmitting management and business knowledge based on a Christian conception of the human person and of economic activity and relevant to Nigeria and Africa at large. We strive to be a world-class business school which will have a significant impact on the practice of management.
– LBS, PAN-AFRICAN UNIVERSITY



Lagos - Starting next year, the Lagos Business School, LBS, will be offering an executive programme to prepare students for the rigours and demands of becoming successful Pentecostal evangelists.


As of press time little else had been revealed about the new programme; it’s structure, the cost of taking it, or the prerequisites for admission to it.


A source from the institution stated that the decision to offer the programme has nothing to do with reports in the news of Nigerian Pentecostal Church pastors ringing up $225 million dollars in private jet purchases in just one year.


“An MBA is not just for making money,” said the source, “but also for managing success. You may be blessed with the Holy Spirit, and you may have a thriving Church, but without the structured set of processes, tools and principles that we will equip you with in this programme, you might end up blowing all the money God has entrusted in you on private jets. They are a bitch to maintain, you know?


“Such a purchase, you will learn from our course, is a non-tax deductible, non-income generating diminishing asset. Rather than buy a jet, why not enter into a time-share arrangement with other pastors? ”


The school has refuted the insinuation that it’s only trying to exploit the ambitions of several young Nigerians who want to be rich like their pastors.


Though unconfirmed, the recent recruitment by the school of prominent method acting teachers, voice coaches, Bible scholars and stage hypnotists, seem to suggest that the school is indeed ready to accept the first batch of entrants into the Executive Pentecostal Evangelism graduate programme.


As of time of filing this report, the yet to be launched programme was already oversubscribed.


- Jowo Mabinu




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Petres2 On 09/12/2011 22:10:42
I believe that this is just trying to make fun of someone. Howeever the fact still remains that a God's servant either stands or falls based on his masters judgement alone. Judas would rather say that the bottle of perfume should be sold and given to the "poor"-conventional wisdom, but God actually had a different plan.
powerfulmickey On 22/05/2011 12:47:03
Ol boy, you guys de make waves for facebook with this story o!
Wait till lbs guys catch you.
LMAO!

joedetun On 21/05/2011 12:14:09
Just realised the joke. U got me o!
Lol!

joedetun On 21/05/2011 12:12:54
Forgive me if I'm not familiar with this site, but I presume this is a joke?
I work at LBS, and although I'm not authorised to speak for my employers, I can confirm this is a complete fallacy and figment of someone's imagination!

"Though unconfirmed, the recent recruitment by the school of prominent method acting teachers, voice coaches, Bible scholars and stage hypnotists, seem to suggest that the school is indeed ready to accept the first batch of entrants into the Executive Pentecostal Evangelism graduate programme"

We have hardly hired anyone in months AT ALL, so I can't understand where all this imaginary people were hired to.

I KNOW FOR CERTAIN WE ARE NOT OFFERING ANY COURSE IN PENTECOSTAL EVANGELISM, BECAUSE OUR ENTIRE CALENDAR IS LOCKED IN IN OCTOBER OF THE PREVIOUS YEAR AND NO SUCH THING APPEARS IN OUR CALENDAR. NOT EVEN OUR DEAN CAN MAKE CHANGES TO THE CALENDAR WITHOUT PASSING THROUGH CERTAIN PROCESSES.

Unless this is a joke, please do remove it as it is unfair and uncalled for.

Many thanks.

Senior Girl On 20/05/2011 11:45:38
Me too i want to enrol for the programme. Please where are they selling form?
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