Nigeria likely to get two Presidents
15 Apr 2011
A Nation devided by taste for Nollywood movies
Abuja - From all indications, Nigeria looks set to elect two Presidents on Saturday the 16th of April 2011.
Political analysts are predicting that one President will win the mandate to rule over the geographical entity known as Nigeria, while the other President will win the vote to rule over Nigerians on the internet.
Currently, favourite to somehow win the right to rule the land known as Nigeria is the incumbent President, Jonathan Goodluck, but competition for the office of President of Internet Nigerians is still too close to call.
If the outcome of the presidential election is this predicted dichotomy, the Internet Nigerians are expected to behave like sore-losers and insist that their President should have won the seat of the other President as well.
Analysts have suggested that the only way to prevent an attempt by the Internet Nigerians to take over the other Nigeria is to take away their electricity.
This shouldn't be a problem for the likely President of the landed area known as Nigeria. His party has already spent $12billion making sure of that.
-Jowo Mabinu, reporting for wazobiareport.com