Nigerians to set record for the single largest mass curse ever
04 Jan 2011
Never in history has so many cursed so few
Lagos - The beginning of a new year is usually a time of great expectations and renewed hope for a nation, but not so for Nigeria this year.
Shocked by a series of uncharacteristic terrorist attacks in the last few days of 2010, Nigerians are understandably not celebrating as usual.
And as the culprits are still at large, the people of this great Nation, who have been called the happiest people on earth, are not very happy.
But Nigerians are quick to remind the world that THEY ARE NOT TERRORISTS, even if some of their leaders (or their wives) are prone to occasionally dropping verbal bombs.
For this reason, and for love of country, Nigerians have began an internet campaign to do something about the faceless terrorists in their midst.
Through social networks, blogs, email, and even BB messages, Nigerians are calling on one another to jointly place a curse upon the people responsible for the Independence Day explosions, the bombings in Jos and the New Year's eve Abuja attacks.
Wazobia Report has obtained a version of the suggested curse been circulated:
"May all the bad, bad things that bad, bad people can imagine with their bad, bad minds, happen to the people behind the terrorist attacks in Nigeria.
"May all those bad, bad things follow them about and plague them and their families for generations to come.
"And may the mark of the bad, bad things be visible on them for all to see, so that they would never have a place to hide and they would never be free from torment for ever and ever.
"Amen."
It is believed that by the time all Nigerians that receive the curse request have cursed the cowardly idiots, a record would have been set for the largest number of people to jointly curse a single group of stupid, insignificant, inconsequential, sorry excuses for human beings.
According to an organiser of the campaign, "This is just a formality; the souls of the innocent people they killed are already bearing witness against them before God."
- Joe Aibozaw