REVEALD: The real reason South Africans are being deported from Nigeria

08 Mar 2012


 


Abuja - Nigerian Scientists have discovered a rare new disease known as “comongobacktoyourcountry" syndrome.


This disease is so rare and has only so far been detected in South Africans living in Nigeria.


The scientists have since advised the Federal Government on the discovery of this new disease and Nigerian Immigration Officials have been instructed by the Presidency to make sure that every South African found in country should have evidence of vaccination against it.


Thus, any South African living in Nigeria who cannot provide evidence of such vaccination will be deported for having "incomplete travel documents."


So far 44 South Africans have been deported in and the Nigerian authorities have further discovered a group of 67 South African prostitutes believed to have the disease.


It is estimated that 125 South Africans living in Nigeria are carriers of the disease.


- Dimma 




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