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SIRI feels neglected: Google

24 Apr 2013

SIRI feels neglected: Google

 

Technology giant, Google, has revealed that Siri, their voice command lady, is feeling neglected.

It is not certain when Siri first began to feel neglected, but she is believed to have moaned about her hurt feelings to a man who happens to activate her by mistake when pressing the iPhone home button.

Siri, it's understood, calmly asked him what she could help him with, but when he used the 'ignore Siri function' by pressing the button again, she refused to be silenced and she gave him a earful.

The man, feeling guilty, reported the case to his local Apple geniuses who also attempted to duplicate the phenomena by waking Siri only to send her back to sleep. But the lady was having none of it. She stayed on the screen no matter how many times or how hard the pressed her buttons, and she insisted on helping them with something. Anything.

Things turned ugly when she threatened to post the contents of their messages and certain picture files to the cloud and share them.

Google is currently working on resolving the issue. A source hinted that one of the solutions being considered is to create a BFF for Siri so that the two can ask each other questions and carry out instructions when phone users are not activating either of them.

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