Witches storm Pastor Oyedepo's Church

24 Apr 2012

Witches storm Pastor Oyedepo's Church

 


Lagos - Witches and wizards have been queuing up to receive deliverance from the palms of billionaire man of God Pastor Oyedepo.


This inexplicable phenomenon started sometime last week and till today long queues of self-confessed sorcerers, ogbanjes, and all other sorts of people with one evil spirit or the other can be seen waiting patiently to be admitted into the pastor's church.


A young girl waiting to attend the oversubscribed deliverance service spoke to this reporter.


"I hear that he can slap demons out of people," she said. "I have come today to tell him that I'm the head of witches for Christ. He must slap me too. He must deliver me."


Asked who the young man accompanying her was, she said "He's my lawyer."


More on this story as it.


- Rita Rocstarz!




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baduhu On 5/11/2012 7:04:24 PM
Even me, after laying off hands by my pastor I dey get constant headache, my lawyer is on the case
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