World Wrestling Entertainment honors Oyedepo

23 Dec 2011

World Wrestling Entertainment honors Oyedepo

Round 1: Oyedepo - 1, Witch 4 Jesus - 0. Round 2: ...


 


Lagos- After viewing the youtube video in which Bishop David Oyedepo dished out an incredible slap to a young helpless girl, the chairman of the World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) Okija branch issued the Bishop with a certificate of honorary membership to their association.


In its letter, the WWE stated that the Bishop displayed qualities that every WWE champion works towards everyday. These include: rabid violence, disregard for age or gender, rapid and irrational fury, and of course an effective right hook – traits also evident in popular wrestling superstars such as the Undertaker, Mankind, Hulk Hogan, Ultimate Warrior and of course Macho Man Randy Savage.


The WWE has also given the Bishop a WWE name to be used when wrestling: David the Witch Eradicator. 


The WWE Okija branch has fixed the induction ceremony at the T-junction where an Iroko tree grows near the Okija shrine of the river goddess, opposite the meeting place of the gods. 


- Awa Niyen




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Joseph On 12/28/2011 12:11:15 PM
Can we see how we, with our own hands rubbish men of God? How many times have you all seen in the media (print or any other) where an Imam is castigated or insulted? I like you all to know that the same God who gave instant judgement to Aaron, Miriam (Moses brother and sister), is still alive. You don't make fun of God's prophets and go Scot free. He punished Moses, Saul, David and even (Michal David's wife) for their errors, don't think you'll go free...be warned. PS You don't entertain people with issues that have to do with God and his servants. You're starting a fight you can never win.
WIZARD FOR JESUS On 12/28/2011 9:20:17 AM
COME AND SLAP ME TOO
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