ASUU agrees to resume teaching students crap
01 Feb 2012

At a meeting this morning at the University if Abuja, striking members of the Academic Staff Union of Universities, ASUU, decided to suspended their strike and return to classrooms to continue teaching student crap.

“We have to think of our students,” said one lecturer who was pleased to be returning to work, “They’ve been at home for so long; their brains are turning to mush. They are learning crap on twitter when they should be learning it from us; we need to start teaching them outdated and antiquated stuff again.”

A student excited at the news twitted: “OMG! Its over. D strike is over! I can start learning crap again! OMG!!!”

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