Aunty Ngozi solves your problems

My Name is Ngozi, and my job is to reply to your agony letters. You have to be really crazy to take my advice, but hey, who am I to judge?
If you want my help, send me an email today:
auntyngozi@wazobiareport.com, but first make sure you understand what I'm about.
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Love always,
Aunty Ngozi

I need a second wife
 

Aunty, biko, I need a second wife.


My first wife is pretty, a graduate and very beautiful with nice curves but I need someone to relief her as I'm very active, she's not and don't want to do it out of matrimony. I'm not too rich but very comfortable and a dual citizen, Niga/Uk.

A pretty lady btwn 21-32 will be ideal.


However, both will be miles apart as I frequently travel forth and back and prefer the second to be in Niga but can visit UK, Europe as a whole, Dubai, US...

Aunty Ngozi, how old are you and are you married?


Abdul


 


My reply

Dear Abdul,


Thanks for your letter and for the interest you’ve expressed in making me you second wife. I am much chuffed.


I apologise for the late coming of this reply, my publisher and I (along with the rest of the Wazobiareport.com staff writers) have been embroiled in a serious matter of artistic difference which has now been partly resolved.


I don’t want to keep you waiting so this is my answer: NO.


You see, I do not particularly want to be called the N word. And in addition, it sounds to me like you are looking for a drug mule, what with all this travelling you want the girl to be doing.


If indeed you are truly interested in a second wife, may I suggest that you don’t go about advertising the fact? Perhaps you want to ask your more successful male friends how they do it.


Anyways, good luck with all that and thanks for writing to me.


Aunty Ngozi

 




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