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My husband wants me to participate in a 3some
 

Dear Aunty Ngozi,


My husband wants me to participate in a 3-some with 2 other men while he watches!

Should I do it? 


Ms. Feka Shewo


My reply

Blood of Jesus!


Ah! This one pass my level o. As in! Haba! What a wicked man. Don't be telling people this thing o!


Is this your husband a Nigerian? Is he into politics? Has he recently decided to run for an elective position? This one can only be juju o! I mean, what Nigerian man can stomach the thought of another man even looking at his wife too much? Not to talk of sleeping with another man, not to talk of sleeping with two men! Not to talk of sleeping with the two men at the same time!! No to talk of sleeping with two men at the same time while he watches!!! No to talk of the fact that he is even the one that asked you to sleep with the two men while he watches!!!!


My sister, it is juju to win election, or to make money, nothing more. Either that or he has carried HIV and he wants to blame it on you, so he wants you to sleep with strangers so he can say see you this woman, you gave me disease!


That is my own conclusion; it is juju or it is set up. Either way, don’t do it unless you just like to be falling your own hand.


And let me advice you, if you think you know your man that he is not doing juju (but I think he is) and that he dose not have any disease, and because of that you let him pressure you into doing this dirty thing, let me tell you, you will just turn to snake that will be vomiting money for him! Go and watch Nollywood movies and learn!


Don’t fall your hand on this Val’s day o!


Aunty Ngozi

 




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