Dear Abey Lee, 

It can only be a curse o. In fact ehn, they are not doing you; they have already done you. I’m sorry but your problems have developed beyond cure. I would have normally referred you to a spiritualist but I’m afraid they would only use you to chop as no one can heal you again.

How do I know your case is hopeless? Because you are only seeing ugly women. You see, the person (or people) that did you have done it so you would never recognize beauty when you see it again. Those women you are referring to as ugly are actually very beautiful but you are no longer seeing with normal eyes. If you don’t believe, go and take a look at your mother or your sister and tell me if they don’t suddenly look like 'skanky ass hoes' now.

So sad that they should do this to such a correct fine boy with a correct car and a correct job.

Good luck with all that.

Aunty Ngozi