My dear ChiChi,

Mmm, the thing is one kind o. At least two people have been in the news for dieing because they wanted bigger bums.

Former Miss Argentina Solange Magnano, died after operation to give her African backside. But you know how we black people like to think we are stronger than white people and that the things that can kill them cannot kill us? Well, a Nigerian chick also paid the ultimate price for wanting a bigger bum. Her name is Claudia Aderotimi.

No disrespect to the dead, but what kind of nonsense way to die is that one?

You see, even though it’s true that wowo use to worry some people, my own is that there are better things to die of than attempting to get a bigger bum than the one God gave you.

If a man says your bum is not big enough, tell him his dick reminds you of a new born baby boy.

As for me, my lepa frame that God gave me is set enough for me and I know how to rock it! 

Anuty Ngozi