Dear Confused Sugarbaby,

It has recently been brought to my attention that some girls are using my column as excuse for their bad behaviour. This has to stop.

I am a professional who takes her job very seriously so I'm no longer going to be an enabler for anyone wanting me to tell them to keep dating their sugar daddy and young sex machine at the same time.

Who am I kidding?

Abeg, babes, no fall my hand o! Why will you even consider dropping one for the other?

The way I see it, your bread is buttered up, down and sideways.

Marry the old man first. Feed him Alomo Bitters every night, laced with crushed Viagra. In no time you'll be the grieving widow whose great loss is softened by a hefty inheritance. Then, marry your true love (anyone who makes you confess to his prowess in bed is your true love, and you can have more than one).

Problem solved.

Have fun.

Aunty Ngozi.