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I have been fooling around with my wife's sister
 

I have been fooling around with my wife's sister. Nuthin 2 major, just gropping and nipple tweeking!!!


She keeps telling me to apply more pressure. Lmao. So i tried to move to the next step and then she grew a consience and rejected my advances!


Now she won't stop coming around and im so tempted to shag her. now im just mean 2 her but she refuses 2 go. wat next Ngozi? do i shag her or kick d bitch 2 d curb? 


Uncle Sam


 


 

My reply

Dear Uncle Sam,


What next? you ask. I will tell you.


Get a packet of red candles. It's important that they are red. Tape the candles together using duct tape. Glue a stopwatch to the duct tape then go to the Defense Headquarters in Abuja, holding your candles up above your head and shouting ‘Death to the Infidels!’


The way I see it, this is the right thing for you to do. You will be a hero for you would have saved the world. 


Aunty Ngozi
 
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