Dear Uncle Sam,
What next? you ask. I will tell you.
Get a packet of red candles. It's important that they are red. Tape the candles together using duct tape. Glue a stopwatch to the duct tape then go to the Defense Headquarters in Abuja, holding your candles up above your head and shouting ‘Death to the Infidels!’
The way I see it, this is the right thing for you to do. You will be a hero for you would have saved the world.