Aunty Ngozi solves your problems

My Name is Ngozi, and my job is to reply to your agony letters. You have to be really crazy to take my advice, but hey, who am I to judge?
If you want my help, send me an email today:
auntyngozi@wazobiareport.com, but first make sure you understand what I'm about.
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Love always,
Aunty Ngozi

I have been using spiritual soap and perfume to catch men
 

Dear Anty Ngozi,


I have been reading your column and I'm so glad at your responses to people’s problems especially the way you handled "Confused Chic".


Pls don't mind all those people that are saying you had superior motive, ‘cos I need same kind of solution to my problems.


As for the man that said you should tell the truth, Anty, what truth? What is wrong in doing many many things in order to survive? It's the consequences we are trying to manage abi? That said....


Please I need you to help me handle this guy(s) for me.


It all started when I started having different, different problems. Too many I can't begin to mention.


A friend of mine named Adaku led me to this prayer place like that is called The Blissful something Intl. There a prophet prayed for me. While he was praying it was revealed to him that a husband will solve all my problems. So we fixed a date for special prayers and I will not list the many things I did and sacrificed so that people will not misunderstand me.


Anyway, after, he gave me soap and perfume and said if I use them I will look so fresh that guys will start to notice me. BUT I should use only a special hand cream on my hand when I get the attention of the right man I want so it will catch him.


Anty I got ambitious, you remember that place where they said cast many bread upon the waters for you do not know the one that will bare fruit?


Anty now I feel practically harassed because of the many men at my door step, calling my phone, texting me.


And you know the painful thing, I met them in eateries/bukas etc and touched them based on the amount of meat they bought.


Anty that's where I fell my hand; none of them have a car. In fact, the richest amongst them lives in a self-contained in Sango!!!


How these men come into town to eat meat I don't understand. 


Anty pls help your sister. I know you have other things to say so I will wait for your response but will promptly forward their details to you in case you need other details.


Thank you Anty mi.


NB: Anty mi, you have to help oh cos the kinds of gifts they bring eh? Imagine that one supplies me with Ewa Agonyi and agege bread with plenty peppered pomo every monring. Another brings gbegiri, amala and fuku with other assorted. But one dared to bring jollof rice "without" the other day, as if I am born to suffer!!!..Anty pls help!!


My reply

Dear writer,


Your only mistake is in the choice of Church you went to.


A lot of people are being deceived by these fake Churches and fake ministers of God these days. I mean, a Church where they give you soap and perfume? To catch man? That just spells jazz, to me.


You should have gone to Mountain of Fire ministries, MFM, where they would have prayed Holy Ghost Fire prayer for you.


And in MFM, if the prayer works too much and attracts too many men, they would have prayed more Holy Ghost thunder prayers for you to make the excess, useless men to somersault and die.


Aunty Ngozi

 




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