Aunty Ngozi solves your problems

My Name is Ngozi, and my job is to reply to your agony letters. You have to be really crazy to take my advice, but hey, who am I to judge?
If you want my help, send me an email today:
auntyngozi@wazobiareport.com, but first make sure you understand what I'm about.
I hope you enjoy my column. Have a lovely day.
Love always,
Aunty Ngozi

I want a sugar mummy
 

Dear Aunty Ngo,


It is me again. I took to heart your last reply to my mail and I have thought long and hard and indeed it is not good to be depending on another man. So I decided to look for a woman I could depend on instead. As God would have it, I have found the woman of my dreams.



My problem now is that I have heard bad stories about how women who support their men financially have a tendency to misbehave. This woman I have found has everything a man would want in a woman. She is rich, single and willing to share her money with me. Do you think all women who have money turn out very bossy?


Would she try to run my life because she has the money in the relationship? If you were in her shoes how will you treat a man who depends on you?
Incidentally, she is an Igbo girl.



A Fan - She is richer than me...


My reply

Dear Fan,


I note with much sadness and dismay that you still haven’t repented of your desire to have someone else bear your burdens.


As a woman (and an Igbo woman for that matter), in the way of advice I have only two words for you: FUCK OFF!


See what you did? You made me swear online. Now my publisher will start sending email and text message to me asking me to ‘tone it down.’


Aunty Ngozi


(This writer’s previous letter to me: Which is the best tribe to date?)

 




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