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My Name is Ngozi, and my job is to reply to your agony letters. You have to be really crazy to take my advice, but hey, who am I to judge?
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Oyinbo lady wants to know the pros and cons of dating a Nigerian man
 

Dear Auntie Ngozi, 


How you dey? I am writing to you about the pros and cons of dating Nigerian men.


As an Oyibo lady who has visited your fine country and seen many fine Naija men both there and abroad as well, I appreciate the beauty, strength, and fire of your stock. 


However, I have run into a lot of arrogant, controlling men who think they are the prince of a country that does not exist, or they are money chasing hustlers, and even one who was trying not to be gay by chasing ladies when it was really clear that he was interested in the machos instead.


With reports of domestic violence and infidelity being high in Nigeria, and so many sad women writing to you every week about their heartbreaks, is it worth the risk? What are the pros and cons? 


Thank you kindly for your sage advice, 


Auntie Madeline


 


My reply

Dear Auntie Madeline,


Before you even start to think of dating a Nigerian man, you first have to learn how to speak his language correctly. For instance in Nigeria it is AUNTY, and pronounced like that; not AUNTIE.


Pros:


They hustle hard


They believe in God


They want to impress you


Cons:


They don’t brush their mouth before getting into bed with you after they’ve been out drinking and smoking with their friends.


Apart from this I don’t see any other fault with Nigerian men.


And as per domestic violence; well, I can’t deny that one. I’ve taken part in at least one myself: when my girlfriend’s guy was cheating on her and disgracing her up and down all over Lagos, so she recruited us, her friends, to teach him a lesson.


Aunty Ngozi 

 




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